Why You're Here

There are several reasons why you might have stumbled upon this little site of mine and, because I am verbose, I shall list them in bulleted form in order from least to most likely:

• You are here because you're a publisher and have heard that I am an amazing talent which you must give lots and lots of money to.
• You are here because you're not a publisher but have heard that I am an amazing writer whose stories you must read.
• You are here because someone mentioned somewhere on the interwebs that looking at my site is an easy way to kill off a spare hour or two.
• You are here because I have personally begged you to come and look at my site because it gets no hits and I desperately need attention.
• You are here because you typed something completely innocuous into Google and clicked on my link by mistake.